In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
