Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys