Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories