The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly