If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…