There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl