On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…