I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value