When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
