Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible