It always comes back to Love and work– The whole point of Love of country Is found in doing the work
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
