Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–