After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying