I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention