Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

I changed My mind By following My heart

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins