People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Easy to please but problematic to appease
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
