When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…