Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

There Is Always Room For

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…