Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

When God closes one store He opens another