When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…