You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Easy to please but problematic to appease

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable