Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

“The human body generates more bio…

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained