As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…