I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job