he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

Stack your Problems Up real High Stack

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

I gathered up my feelings and put them in a box I hid it in my attic and sealed it with a lock since then my girl left me

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old