(2014)
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Don’t step in puddles If you enjoy your leg Id rather you not Have to walk Wobbly with a peg
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”
He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
