He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

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There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies

whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time

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