(2014)
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
whats that you say I cant read lips Oh wait I’m blind Sometimes Even I forget
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up
His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles
My shadow and I Once played hide and go seek I closed both eyes Not once did i peek I counted to the highest number
Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories
I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
There once was a kid who balanced… on roofs, wires, and rocks he decided to raise the risks in a… where he would balance on top of a crock
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit
