It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

I climbed up a tree once Just to look out I sat and I watched As a bird flew about I looked down to notice

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late

Mother, if cranes deliver babies From where does a baby crane come? ‘The birds and the bees’ “That is how my son” If you’re going to tell stories

It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home

Tomorrow I shall seize the day Tomorrow I’ll go on that run Tomorrow I’ll wake up right on ti… And get the yard work done Tomorrow I’ll finish that book

He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

They say you can grow up to become what ever you want to be but I’ll tell you what thats completely wrong if you want to become a tree

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

You could get hit by lightning Or run over by a rock Theres so many ways one could go Its rather quite a shock You could get sucked into a vortex

No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined

He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking