The Earth is my Mother The Heavens my Dad I love my Father But I’m a Momma’s boy at heart

My soul tells me that you will run I think that sounds like lots of f… I’ll chase you deep into the sun Where lovers meet and melt as one

Puppy gets pizza On his pretty plate Puppy gets pizza In his cutie face Puppy gets pizza

I’ll make you pucker And turn your stomach So take me with a grain of salt

I don’t know what, quite, will unf… I only see silver and gold That’s all I need to tightly hold Onto this dream of getting old

Remembering that fateful day I wish I hadn’t run away I saw the fire in your eyes And it froze me as if a spire I thought I’d have a cooler head

If this world’s taught me nothing… It’s that you have to fend for sel… From gnashing teeth and twisted mo… Or sneaky fox in the hen house

I am a simple, joyful man Without a thing you’d call a plan I bounce around and bump into What I would call my Katmandu

Mom and Dad don’t love you They’re already tuned To their own sweet song Fireflies in June You are just an extra

Elaborate mazes Of conjured phrases Tickle the ear Of literary peers But don’t read the type

There’s shit on your face You just threw up in your mouth Couldn’t be cuter

The waves, curls, cowlicks; Your idiosyncrasies Make me love you more.

Never gonna be The cover of Glamour That sure doesn’t mean I’m not still enamored With your energy

Flesh of my flesh Bone of my bone Please hear your partner In all his earnest If you are willing