There’s a certain kind of type That always does it right Elicits smiles and tears In the space between your ears The only sort of religion

Old school Playing a groove of the used to Small few Hailed by hipsters and still cool Lo-fi

I’d like to take a bath with you And see a divine point of view I’ll suds you up and be your tool To catch a glimpse of heaven’s due

What if I watched with no judgement or saw without shame, nurtured your essence behind drawn shades?

You’re the bestest bud Anyone could love And your soul shines through All the doom and gloom Fortunate to have

Really want to ask you out ‘Cause I feel a special bout Of the things we dream about Discipline and love devout

I write poetry Put my heart into it ‘Cause there just might be Someone that gives a shit

Had a day that felt like two Glad to be at home with you Sight for sore eyes, love exude Now at peace since I smelled Moo

I’ll make you pucker And turn your stomach So take me with a grain of salt

Shake your ass Make a pass And let’s get down to business I’ve never seen A better dream

Ev’ryone’s so shiny and bright Double rainbows and laser lights I guess that’s why I’ve come to c… To be the dark side of the moon

The only time I lost control Was when you threatened my househo… You made me choose the dreadful pa… So I created a blood bath

I’m not the one That I should be I’m just the man You came to see Imperfect you

I like pretty girls With really tight curls That know how to dance and move me They gyrate and flex And downright perplex

Go ahead Do your thing I’m waiting With open wings