Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…