The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good