Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone