Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled