The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
