I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
