I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns