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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

“Today, more than 50,000 people have elected to have a subdermal chip surgically inserted between the thumb and index finger”

Humble pie is
A required taste
Until it becomes
An acquired taste

Other works by Chris Gaither...
All Men Are Idea Men

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
“The ultimate reason is to create a securitized order, a general neutralization of peoples on the basis of a final nonevent... the goal is the end of history... on the basis of a preventive terror putting an end to any possible event”

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
“Ahsoka Tano stated that anyone, with enough time, could learn to harness the Force. She regarded those with natural sensitivity as those with a talent for it, but stated it was discipline that truly mattered.”

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit
The Official Party Organ Has Been Rebranded as The Polar Express

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
What Are You Willing to Never Die For?

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
They Don’t Mean a Word They Say, but They Know Exactly What They’re Doing

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
The First Step in Fixing It Is Realizing It Can’t Be Fixed, the Next Step Is Not Giving Up, the Last Step Is Giving

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
The Four-Letter Word for Peace Is Kill

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
I’d Like to Think So

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
“Demolition Crew Accidentally Knocks Down Wrong Building in Baltimore”

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Two Birds, One Drone

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
It’s Curtains for Britney

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Serving Is Both Pre-determined and Self-determined; We Have No Choice but to Choose Whom to Serve

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…
“Sweetness, Sweetness I Was Only Joking”

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
I Was Crunchy When Crunchy Was Still Cool

People are afraid of change so they change with the times



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