If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle