Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…