This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

100% of success is showing up on time

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…