Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people