It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes