When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote