When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

I will gladly suffer fools for love

When God closes one store He opens another

Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants