It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received