The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…