Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
