I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–